genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

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Anonymous said: never knew u had boobs m8. kewl

ya i do m8

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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naomiisaraii:

sun-setsss:

serenaglow:

ok so I lost 45 pounds over the course of 3 and a half months and I couldn’t be any happier! I am so thankful my best friend recommended  this natural cleanse. I’ll be updating more progress pictures soon! talk about a #transformationtuesday

omg congrats! I just started using this cleanse 5 days ago and I can feel the changes in my mood and energy already.

you guys inspired me, I just ordered mine and gets here in a few days can’t wait to try it!! it was a free trial, the website is offering it for free during the summer only :)

naomiisaraii:

sun-setsss:

serenaglow:

ok so I lost 45 pounds over the course of 3 and a half months and I couldn’t be any happier! I am so thankful my best friend recommended  this natural cleanse. I’ll be updating more progress pictures soon! talk about a #transformationtuesday

omg congrats! I just started using this cleanse 5 days ago and I can feel the changes in my mood and energy already.

you guys inspired me, I just ordered mine and gets here in a few days can’t wait to try it!! it was a free trial, the website is offering it for free during the summer only :)

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easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues

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greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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crunchier:

friend: hey wanna join me and my boyfriend to this awesome party?

me at the party: 

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obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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