xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

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spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

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meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

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veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

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jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

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